But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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