whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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