So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
they need to just BURY HIM!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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