problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I am one with the molecules
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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