He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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