we're blogging at a bar
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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