its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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