I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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