I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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