Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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