if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Did I show you my penis last night?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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