just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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