you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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