All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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