physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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