Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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