So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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