is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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