Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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