I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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