I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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