sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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