What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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