return my video game
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
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