You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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