he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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