Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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