what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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