i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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