I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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