sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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