dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
whose parrot is this?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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