Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
So much rum. So many feels.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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