Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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