standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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