office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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