He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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