Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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