we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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