guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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