There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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