to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
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