On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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