S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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