Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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