I need help removing her.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
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