is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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