Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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