This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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