This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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